Lillestrom v Newcastle Videos
Here are 2 videos with Newcastle's 3 goals against Lillestrom in the Intertoto cup from Saturday.
First Video, featuring Shola's 2 goals (out of order):
Second Video, featuring Emre's goal:
Third Video, longer, quite nice with a little intro, all 3 goals:
What a great weekend, first the signing of Duff announced on Friday, finalized on Saturday, and then a decisive victory over Lillestrom to secure us a spot in the UEFA Cup! All good news...
So Duff... £10m for a Left Winger... All I can think is, there must still be cash left around for some strikers... I'm hearing rumors that there are not just one, but 2 strikers on their way... How about Miroslav Klose and Dean Ashton??
¶ Sunday, July 23, 20060 comments
C. Ronaldo and the Shark...
Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark.
Through her binoculars she could see it was Cristiano Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark! The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.
At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.
On reaching the yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.
As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"
"That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."
So Long Bitch... Goodbye and Good Riddance to this diving little sh*t of a player... Let's hope he does go to Real Madrid so we don't have to watch him do his stupid little stepover routine 500 times per match and dive and whine in the Premiership next season...
¶ Wednesday, July 05, 20060 comments
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